A few Saturday afternoon quips, courtesy of your resident quip-ster.
- Tim Tebow hit a home run in his first at-bat for Class A Columbia Fireflies. What more proof do you need that the Lord exists? Honestly, I’m just surprised that He’s a fan of minor league baseball.
- Tebow then struck out 3 times later that game, so apparently the Devil is real too.
Apparently Ben Roethlisberger blocks every sportswriter who follows him on Twitter. Looks like Big Ben’s offensive line taught him well.
I tried to write a joke about the Masters… But then I realized that golf is a joke already. So I’m all set.
Tune into PrimeTime Sports Talk tomorrow night at 8 and maybe if I behave, they’ll let me make a few jokes on air. I’ve got some good ones, too.